What I learned on my summer vacation: Day Six
-- The most popular items to bring back from the grocery store on vacation are generic Lucky Charms and People magazine.
-- Selma Blair and Ahmet Zappa are getting divorced, which, inexplicably, makes me sad. For some reason, I thought they'd make it.
-- Mid-day karaoke with seven-year-old girls is a really, really bad idea.
-- So is going in the swimming pool with your cell phone.
-- Route 12 North around here just sort of turns into a beach at its end, with pretty much zero warning. Good thing the Smelmooo now has his fancy new Escape, instead of the Buick, because it handled pretty well on the sand, although it took some getting used to; he said it was kind of like driving in the snow.
-- You're never too old to bury your mom's feet in the sand, or to try to dig a hole to China.
-- Selma Blair and Ahmet Zappa are getting divorced, which, inexplicably, makes me sad. For some reason, I thought they'd make it.
-- Mid-day karaoke with seven-year-old girls is a really, really bad idea.
-- So is going in the swimming pool with your cell phone.
-- Route 12 North around here just sort of turns into a beach at its end, with pretty much zero warning. Good thing the Smelmooo now has his fancy new Escape, instead of the Buick, because it handled pretty well on the sand, although it took some getting used to; he said it was kind of like driving in the snow.
-- You're never too old to bury your mom's feet in the sand, or to try to dig a hole to China.
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