A banner day

Today, both my girlfriend Reese Witherspoon and my musical inspiration, Neil Diamond, were on the Ellen DeGeneres show, which made my day. Sadly, though, it does not appear that I was successful in my bid for tickets to see the show while Ellen is in NYC next week. Sigh.

In other news, I was delighted to discover that Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia fro-yo tastes just as yummy as the ice cream, with only 3 grams of fat per serving (and a pint is 4 servings! I was expecting a serving would be, like, half a teaspoon). Amazing.