Points for creativity

I get literally hundreds of spam emails every day; so far today, I've had 2 flagged as carrying viruses, one that made it through my filtering software, and 122 others that the software caught. Once in a blue moon, the software errs in the other direction, and a legitimate email gets detained, so I usually scroll through the junk mail once a day.

My favorite subject line today?:

"GPS-equipped turtle stumbles upon field of marijuana in a D.C. park"