tangentwoman

Tuesday, July 15, 2008

Back to work today.
Fridge is fixed, but people suck.
Misanthrope, again.

[with apologies to Steakbellie, master of the haiku]

Did you call Mr. Maytag? ...We've chatting daily with Mr. Home Depot. Actually, that would be MRS. Home Depot. Mrs. Home Depot lives in Verona. Do we really care where she lives? Unless of course she can't fix our issues in which case Mrs. B.E. is hunting down Mrs. Home Depot and trashing her bathroom so she knows how it feels to be one bathroom short of a house... not that i'm bitter...

By Anonymous, at 10:34 PM
oops...i meant "we've BEEN chatting..."

By Anonymous, at 10:35 PM
"Misanthrope" seems a little strong.

By Anonymous, at 10:33 AM
WARNING... YOU ARE DANGEROUSLY GETTING CLOSE TO DEMOTION.

By Anonymous, at 8:27 AM