Decisions, decisions
Oh, how I love trashy TV, particularly when I'm enjoying a room service burger and ice cream sundae.
Decision House might be the most awesome show ever:
Therapist: Talk to each other about why you might want a divorce.
Aaron: I want to divorce you because you trapped me into having a baby.
Ruth: I want to divorce you because you drink and stay out until five in the morning with those hos.
Aaron: I want to divorce you because YOU'RE CRAZY!
Therapist #2: What might you use against each other if you go to divorce court?
Aaron: Well, you know, she's CRAZY. She's just mentally unstable.
I mean, if it's really real (which it sort of seems to be), then it's sad and horrifying. But boy, is it riveting and boy, does it make me feel lucky. And sort of superior. Perfect reality TV.
Decision House might be the most awesome show ever:
Therapist: Talk to each other about why you might want a divorce.
Aaron: I want to divorce you because you trapped me into having a baby.
Ruth: I want to divorce you because you drink and stay out until five in the morning with those hos.
Aaron: I want to divorce you because YOU'RE CRAZY!
Therapist #2: What might you use against each other if you go to divorce court?
Aaron: Well, you know, she's CRAZY. She's just mentally unstable.
I mean, if it's really real (which it sort of seems to be), then it's sad and horrifying. But boy, is it riveting and boy, does it make me feel lucky. And sort of superior. Perfect reality TV.
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