Elephant Goo

The Smelmooo and I have friends who pointed out that if you mouth the phrase, "Elephant goo," it looks as though you're saying, "I love you," which can really freak someone out.

This morning, my allergies started acting up during an all-staff meeting, so I asked a co-worker two seats away if I could have a tissue.

To which he replied, "Oh, I missed you, too!"