An open letter to Kate Bosworth
Dear Kate,
I loved you in Blue Crush, and even in Win a Date With Tad Hamilton. You're not a super-star actress, but you are so cute, you have a lovely dog, and I'm sure you'll continue to get decent roles in so-so films. You're going to be Lois Lane! You do not need Orlando.
After months of this on-again, off-again with him, and now this latest "on-again...but he's not so much into you" shot in US Weekly, followed by all kinds of reports that Orlando has been canoodling with greedy-not-grateful Scarlett Johansson, and now is Sienna's boytoy of choice to show she doesn't care about Jude Law anymore, she's moved on: please, please see the light and get over him.
And truly get over him. None of this Orlando-is-my-life, I can't sleep or, more importantly, eat without him, so I will waste away into a wisp of skin and hipbones until he comes back to me. Cut. Him. Off. He's not worth it. He's adorable to look at, but it's just not in the stars for the two of you. Find someone who appreciates your six kinds of smiles, or choose yourself over any man, but please, retain some level of dignity and say goodbye, and then eat a cheeseburger.
Love and kisses,
Tangentwoman
I loved you in Blue Crush, and even in Win a Date With Tad Hamilton. You're not a super-star actress, but you are so cute, you have a lovely dog, and I'm sure you'll continue to get decent roles in so-so films. You're going to be Lois Lane! You do not need Orlando.
After months of this on-again, off-again with him, and now this latest "on-again...but he's not so much into you" shot in US Weekly, followed by all kinds of reports that Orlando has been canoodling with greedy-not-grateful Scarlett Johansson, and now is Sienna's boytoy of choice to show she doesn't care about Jude Law anymore, she's moved on: please, please see the light and get over him.
And truly get over him. None of this Orlando-is-my-life, I can't sleep or, more importantly, eat without him, so I will waste away into a wisp of skin and hipbones until he comes back to me. Cut. Him. Off. He's not worth it. He's adorable to look at, but it's just not in the stars for the two of you. Find someone who appreciates your six kinds of smiles, or choose yourself over any man, but please, retain some level of dignity and say goodbye, and then eat a cheeseburger.
Love and kisses,
Tangentwoman
1 Comments:
I like that her eyes are 2 different colors. Not your everyday Hollywood characteristic! It must be said however, that it looks much better than her than on the Real World Seattle's David.
-Shari
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