Who am I?!

I have no idea where this is coming from, because I usually can't say enough awful things about La Duff (actually, Les Duffs -- Haylie is even worse, probably), but I feel inexplicably sad that she and Joel Madden broke up. My initial reaction to them as a couple was, "Gross, and also illegal," but I actually thought they were good together and that they really loved each other. So I feel a little bad for them.

Although I'm happy to have some gossip this week that doesn't involve Britney and her exposed hoo-hoo.